Scene: Moi pottering away at the comp. Ms. Mommy comes into the room with a funny smile.
Ms. Mommy: I just remembered something funny. You're gonna think this is way too much information though.
Moi: Eh?
Ms. Mommy: I was just thinking about my apartment housewarming party. You were conceived at that. Hehe.
Moi:....
Ms. Mommy: See, I told you. Too much information. So, you better behave yourself. [strolls out the room]
Moi: I'm so traumatized.
Um...thanks for sharing?
Dude, are you dead? Where are you?
I was enjoying a day off actually. Carry on though.