Found on the net:
Top 10 reasons why trick or treating is better than sex:
10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack
9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and do it again
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some
6. It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are
5. Twenty years from now you'll still enjoy candy
4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning
2. Less guilt the morning after
And the number one reason why trick or treating is better than sex--
1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!
Tee hee.
Cheeky!