July 11, 2004

Modern Technology At Work

(An episode. Not verbatim.)

Mid afternoon. Sitting in front of the computer, I see the red light on phone flashing and hear the opening notes of "Mary Jane." The special ring. I pop it open and see who's calling before picking up.

"Hey there," I say.
Scream killer voice. "What are you wearing?"
I laugh hysterically for about a minute straight and get a chuckle in reply.
"How'd you know it was me?"
"Caller ID."
"Ah yeah."

Silly man, trix are for kids. Pleasant conversation follows.

Posted by Candicissima at July 11, 2004 10:54 PM