"All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one."
As if it wasn't obvious, guess who was watching Scarface last night? Good fun. I've got to admit I had no idea that the "first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the respect" line comes from there too. Sheesh. Somebody needs to make a new iconic movie (you know, how can it be?! And yes, I am being sarcastic), so they can stop pillaging this poor movie.
Anyhoo, my weekend in a nutshell: Spending the most time I have with school people since you know, I was in school. I still hate that pack shit as I did way back when frosh year. There's just no point for more than 5 people to have to go with each other anywhere. I'll meet you there or something. Don't crowd me. It was cold as a motherfucker, to state the obvious. Apparently the massive wave of Wes people brought the Connecticut winter with us. Oh so sorry!
I also seem to remind randoms at 419 of a black Dr. Judy or some shit. People kept asking me for sex advice/affirmation. I was like "WTF is up here?" A girl confessed to me her desire of a threesome with this hot ass guy and his not so hot girlfriend across the room. (For an aside: I gotta say, because I'm shallow, I think there's gotta be a looks balance in a relationship. Is it wrong to be with someone as good-looking as you realistically are? Perhaps it's just me. Then again, I follow that "guy" rule (according to Rudy Rush's jokes) of when I move on, all that matters is the next guy is hotter than the one before, just so I can point out that he is missing out. But, in fact, I don't really. Just once in a while I totally wish I could.) And there was the Canadian guy before who asked me randomly if he had anal sex with a girl (who he said was his boss, but that's another batch of apples) and ejaculated (to be somewhat proper) inside her, could she get pregnant. I've got to admit I was somewhat dismayed to learn that of all the things they've got in Canada, apparently health class isn't one. Type sad.
This weekend I also let out my closet buppie to see the light of day. I hung with R Thursday and I was fascinated by her Palm. Then, I got to thinking that one of those would be nice. But only the one with a little keyboard and the ability to check my email on the go. Then I became so obsessed that I was tracking auctions on Ebay and shit to get one. Thank God I was outbid. Almost got me.
Posted by Candicissima at January 12, 2004 11:24 AM