Scene: Young Candicissima attempting to tame the mane. An uphill battle and the real reason the Kangol is so ubiquitous. She screams in frustration and call out to Ms. Mommy.
Candicissima: Gah...this is so annoying. If I left it alone and didn't twist it, do you think it would just lie there?
Ms. Mommy: *scoff* Yeah right.
C: What was the point of growing it out if it still won't do what I want it to?!
MM: It would if you had a perm or something. You seem to forget that despite the men you date, you're not white.
Candicissima murders Ms. Mommy with the BitchCon2 Death Glare.
Posted by Candicissima at November 17, 2003 11:53 AMHey,
Why don't you get long black hair a la Naomi Campbell?
I think you would look absolutely fabulously sexy..especially if you pull it up in a tight high ponytail. You have fab cheekbones and it would make you look like a Bond girl. I can just picture it now. Can't you? =)
As soon as I get more into the modeling thing I want to get a weave too...I wanna get like long flowing thicker hair. Most all the models do it now.
Posted by: claudia at November 18, 2003 02:16 AMDon't you looove it when people tell you what's in your mind and what you do and do not know, and you forget and do not forget? My mom is like that too. How the hell are you gonna forget you aren't white? Jesus. Mothers often forget the point of whinign is to whine,not to solve the problem and make their daughters feel like stupid-assed fools. Anyway. I have dreds for just this reason. I can have the flowing locks, and then when my mom/dad feel the need to point out how not white I am, I can chant reggae songs or something.
Posted by: TLL at November 24, 2003 01:46 PMWell, long flowing hair isn't really what I'm interested in. I dunno what I'm interested in to tell you the truth. My hair is fun in theory. I like that it's cool and thick, but I've just got zero "girly" skills or initiative to deal with it.