November 12, 2003

Cracking Me Up

AllHipHop: What city got the best groupies?

Lloyd Banks: Connecticut! That was actually the first stop off the Roc The Mic tour. Houston, my god! I told 50 we need to get us some boats and ship them down to New York, they are built like horses down there.

Oh, Lloyd...where to start? [via Catchdubs]

In an e-mail sent to Widmar Monday, Lillian reported in large purple letters that she was "VERY EXCITED :)!!!" to find his "computer diary," but was perplexed that he hadn't mentioned it to her.

Upon receipt of the e-mail, Widmar mentally raced through the contents of his blog. He immediately thought of several dozen posts in which he mentioned drinking, drug use, casual sex, and other behavior likely to alarm his mother.

"I don't have one of those sites that's a big tell-all about one-night stands and wild parties," Widmar said. "I mostly write about the animation I like or little things that happen to me and my friends. But there are definitely things in there that I wouldn't, well, write home to Mom about."

Fortunately for Widmar, Lillian's comments about the site indicate that she has not delved deeply into its contents

A would-be nightmare of mine if Ms. Mommy hadn't already admitted that she's checked the blog. Eek. I guess I'll have to leave the orgy stories for offline...and yes, I am kidding. [via Gothamist]

Posted by Candicissima at November 12, 2003 02:46 PM
Comments

yeah i know, i had a mild heart attack when my mom mentioned that she had read it once. lucky for me she read the post about my period. such fun ensued :) although i suppose it could have been worse. now i just erase the history anytime i access my blog from anywhere other than my comp.

Posted by: jay at November 12, 2003 06:35 PM