November 07, 2003

Nuggets Part Deux

Oh, the things you uncover on the net when you're just sitting around BSing!

Kill Bill, Vol 2 -- as imagined on Knot Mag:

THE BRIDE (VO)

Four years ago Bill killed me. He put a bullet in my head.

We see a bullet explode from the chamber in a big FIREY BLAZE, see, okay, and then we follow the bullet from the barrel of the gun into her head, we pass by HER BRAIN, and it's ALL GOOEY, right, and SLIMY and then we see LOTS AND LOTS of BLOOD AND BONE BITS flying out of her head with the bullet and we see THE BRIDE'S head exploding!

THE BRIDE (VO)

But he made a mistake: he should have made me deader. Two down, three to go.

I'll be first in line for this one!

Why have I been wasting my time with Friendster? This is the dating service I should really be on! [via Black Table] (and yes, it is fake. Note the Liquid Generation logo on the page.)

More to come as I browse.

Posted by Candicissima at November 7, 2003 06:13 PM
Comments

HILARIOUS!!!! I'm gonna find my wife on badonkadate.com

Posted by: b at November 9, 2003 01:30 PM