Heartfelt happy birthday going out to Jay-V, Wes partner in drunkenness, bitchery, and internet addiction for going on 5.5 years! She’s hit the big 2-4 and is keeping my seat warm on the “staring the quarter life crisis in the face” bus tour. Hope the day was a good one!
Being that my birthday is two weeks from Wednesday, I’m trying to figure out how to top last year’s event. Ant and I are still into the whole Chuck-E-Cheese thing because neither of us have ever been to one and a pack of 20-somethings running around with little kids is just funny to us. Do they have some sort of an age limit there? Most of us are short(ish) at least. If I take off the boots and bind down the chest, I could pass for a tween — especially considering I’ve seen some 12-year olds that look older than my mom. Too bad there’s no BK around the nabe because all I really want is a cheesy crown and to be inappropriately drunk in a family friendly environment. I’m sure we’ll think of something.