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Funny Stuff

This I why I have Bazima linked to the right.

It’s funny when you find yourself calling out to people that you once knew, even though you know it would be perfectly fine not to; that you could just not say anything and they’d walk on by not seeing you and you’d avoid those stupid and awkward face-to-face moments. What is that about? Wanting to give meaning to something or validating the fact that you did once have some sort of thing or fling however meaningless it was? I don’t know.
As he stood there, an ickyness settled over me. I remembered that Shming, after having met him once, likened Gorgeous to Bret Easton Ellis’s American Psycho character. There was something wrong with him. He was cold and creepy and shady. He only ate power bars for dinner.
Also, I find comfort in remembering that he had a penis the size of my pinky finger.

She cracks my shit up.
Anyhoo, I’m off to work. For real…I swear.

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